REST Assured, But It's Printed On Dead Trees!

🌳💀 Printed on MURDERED Trees!

This is a physical copy of my book, REST Assured -- made out of not just electrons, but also protons and neutrons. ✨

I know you're a discerning consumer, so not just any matter will do. All copies of REST Assured included in this listing are printed on only the finest dead trees, with print designed specifically for consumption by human eyeballs, in a form factor designed specifically for human hands. Guaranteed not to crush you to death, or your money back.

🇺🇸  Hand-typed in Pennsylvania, USA

The first draft of this book was crafted during a caffeine bender the likes of which the world has never seen. Fueled by Mountain Dew and a hatred of over-complicated REST tutorials, I wrote this book while sitting on my couch in the evenings after my family had gone to bed, during two weeks in December, 2014. It's seen several revisions and improvements in the years since.

🍴 Technically edible, though I wouldn't advise it.

Not a great source of dietary fiber, and not a great method of learning, either. But look, I'm not going to tell you what to do with the books you buy. 🕵🏻‍♂️

❤️‍🩹 I will strain my wrist for you

Signed copies are available at no extra charge, at least until I get an RSI. Probably longer, because I love you.

🔌 Also available as electrons-only

Tired of protons and neutrons weighing you down? Want to take your copy of REST Assured with you to the bathroom without anyone knowing? Have I got news for you! You can also purchase it as an eBook!